no strings attached

It’s in the contract

October 22, 2008 · 2 Comments

My wife buys me Lucky Charms because she knows it’s a condition of my love.

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  • Andrea M. // November 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    ha. is that written in a pre-nup?

  • Drew de Geofroy // November 3, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Yes. The pre-nup is entirely about breakfast cereals. For example, if we divorce, I don’t have to provide her with any of my breakfast cereals for the rest of my life.

    Fun Fact: Massachusetts doesn’t support pre-nups, so there’s no point in getting one! Because this state is sort of retarded like that.

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